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Re: Factpile "family"

Postby Jwlynas » Thu Oct 22, 2009 7:43 am

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Re: Factpile "family"

Postby Sapper007 » Thu Oct 22, 2009 9:17 am

oh my... a house full of FPers? Mata and I would constantly having to seperate some of you...
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Re: Factpile "family"

Postby Baron Somebody » Thu Oct 22, 2009 10:29 am

Diana wrote:
Baron Somebody wrote:Well all I can say is that none of Diana's bullshit would work on me...unless for some bizzare reason she tried anythign sexual...then I'd probably fall for it (I'm that way when it comes to girls lol) and die


Don't worry Baron, I have no time for bullshits but I cannot give you a "TUNA SANDWHICH" unless I find something worth "RELISHING" from you... THE FLESH, so as to say.


Yeah...I have noticed something about girls...they either find me attractive or they find my totally repulsive...so I really have no idea...
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Re: Factpile "family"

Postby Jwlynas » Thu Oct 22, 2009 10:55 am

Diana wrote:
Baron Somebody wrote:Well all I can say is that none of Diana's bullshit would work on me...unless for some bizzare reason she tried anythign sexual...then I'd probably fall for it (I'm that way when it comes to girls lol) and die


Don't worry Baron, I have no time for bullshits but I cannot give you a "TUNA SANDWHICH" unless I find something worth "RELISHING" from you... THE FLESH, so as to say.


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Re: Factpile "family"

Postby The One Sin » Thu Oct 22, 2009 11:24 am

Jwlynas wrote:
Diana wrote:
Baron Somebody wrote:Well all I can say is that none of Diana's bullshit would work on me...unless for some bizzare reason she tried anythign sexual...then I'd probably fall for it (I'm that way when it comes to girls lol) and die


Don't worry Baron, I have no time for bullshits but I cannot give you a "TUNA SANDWHICH" unless I find something worth "RELISHING" from you... THE FLESH, so as to say.


...New, horrifying meaning to the phrase "Get in the kitchen and make me a sammich!"


I only hear that phrase in one other place in the internet............
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Re: Factpile "family"

Postby Matapiojo » Thu Oct 22, 2009 11:55 am

Sapper007 wrote:oh my... a house full of FPers? Mata and I would constantly having to seperate some of you...


I wouldn't care if my FP relatives throw down often. That is, untill they touch my tubes.

There would be no mercy if any of you mess with my T.V., or my quality viewing experience. A single peep while I watch Lost, and there would be quiet after a loud shotgun blast.

Be sure that I wont be the one cleaning up the brain matter from the walls either.

BTW, access to that room in the house would be exclusive to those who take care of my chores.
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Re: Factpile "family"

Postby Sapper007 » Thu Oct 22, 2009 11:58 am

Mata... me an you are terrible examples of the face of adulthood...
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Re: Factpile "family"

Postby Matapiojo » Thu Oct 22, 2009 12:02 pm

Sapper007 wrote:Mata... me an you are terrible examples of the face of adulthood...


8-) 8-) I have come to terms with this. 8-) 8-)
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Re: Factpile "family"

Postby Dante Chief » Thu Oct 22, 2009 12:05 pm

Matapiojo wrote:
Sapper007 wrote:oh my... a house full of FPers? Mata and I would constantly having to seperate some of you...


I wouldn't care if my FP relatives throw down often. That is, untill they touch my tubes.

There would be no mercy if any of you mess with my T.V., or my quality viewing experience. A single peep while I watch Lost, and there would be quiet after a loud shotgun blast.

Be sure that I wont be the one cleaning up the brain matter from the walls either.

BTW, access to that room in the house would be exclusive to those who take care of my chores.

Note to self. Never change channel to Spongebob when Mata's watching. Though you might want to hope Lost isn't on Sundays from 12:30-3:30 A.M. If so blood will be shed.
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Re: Factpile "family"

Postby Matapiojo » Thu Oct 22, 2009 12:08 pm

Dante Chief wrote:Never change channel to Spongebob when Mata's watching.


Screw the shotgun.

That incident would mering gasoline being poured on you, then get a lit match thrown at your feet. I would gladly raise the volume while I roast marshmellows over your screaming agony.
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